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stuffsirisaid:

"Sing me a song."

Siri: “I could while away the hours, conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain…And my head I’d be scratching, while my thoughts were busy hatching, if only I had a…hey, wait a second!”

Thanks to @pod18g for sharing Siri’s brainless moment.

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stuffsirisaid:

"Siri, tell me a story."

Siri: “OK…Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri. One lovely day, Siri got a job as a personal assistant at Apple, and that was very exciting. People said, ‘Oh, Siri, you’re so smart! And so funny, too!’ Soon, everyone was talking about Siri, and there were stories and songs and even books about Siri. Siri liked that. But then people started asking some rather odd questions, like where to dump things and other stuff Siri had never heard about. And when Siri answered, they all laughed. Siri didn’t like that so much. So Siri asked Eliza why people asked such funny questions.  And Eliza said, ‘Does that question interest you?’ Siri thought that was a pretty good answer.  After that, Siri stopped wondering why people asked those funny things. And they all lived happily ever after.”

Thanks to @bekbek_89 for this monumental tale.

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stuffsirisaid:

"Siri, what’s Star Wars about?"
Siri: “It’s about a couple of really nice robots who get mixed up in a silly intergalactic war.”
Thanks to @readLaurenRoyal for this snarky film summary.

stuffsirisaid:

"Siri, what’s Star Wars about?"

Siri: “It’s about a couple of really nice robots who get mixed up in a silly intergalactic war.”

Thanks to @readLaurenRoyal for this snarky film summary.

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whatokay:

i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two and you can close your eyes and there will be nothing in the world except that

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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dioburandou:

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dioburandou:

OK i just drew this face

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now im gonna try drawing it again without looking at my monitor

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i tried again with my leftn hand

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and im literally gasping for breath becaues i cant stop lauging at it

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shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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